Friday, August 19, 2005

Wierdos like me!

Of late I have been keeping myself occupied with rather mysterious conspiracies. Like the one by Dan Brown "The Da Vinci code". Ever since I started reading the book in 2004 I have been surfing the net with the ever faithful google bar on topics like the holy grail, Jesus bloodline, Leonardo Da Vinci's life etc etc. Then the book Seizure by Robin cook caught my fascination, The Shroud of Turin is surely the most debated subject of the decade. When I was going through one such sight about unexplained mysteries I came across UFOs and ever since it has caught my attention. Not that I didnt know about UFOs earlier but then I was too busy with other things in life that it didnt interest me much then! My previous blog was also the result of such inspiration. When I was going through the websites I was alone in my lab and it was too late around after midnight. So scared I was that even the slightest sounds used to scare me off my wits. I decided to write a story and out came the previous one. I know its too good..... But Guys dont praise me Ok? :-) Life is not so serious so lets have some fun with these alien jokes
Her's one for starters
"Hey mike I was wondering If we really dont want to be seen, How come we fly around with all these fancy lights on?"

The Rosa Marg

Jayesh had a long day. His professor had asked him for a SEM photograph to be sent along with paper to be published in the Journal of Material Sciences at 8pm. And it was a Friday today. Jayesh had no other go but to do whatever his prof had asked him to do, after all his boss is the one who signs the paychecks every month. The thought that he had to do the work today of all days was making him all the more crazy. There was a Sci-Fi movie on being screened at Gymkhana and he would be missing out on all the action and fun... not that he believed much in aliens and that stuff.
Switching on the lights in the dark room of the SEM he got started, after all if he could finish this work as early as possible he could still go to watch the movie. Minutes became hours before finally the whole business was over. It was already 10pm well past the first bell indicating the start of the movie had been announced, however he was left with an hour and a half movie to watch. Jayesh switched off the lights, locked all the doors and when he left the dept it was 10 past 10. A slight wry smile was pasted on his lips, he was thinking of the famous kissing scene the heroine had in the movie with the alien creature in a human body.
He had just walked a few meters down the Mahogany Marg, when he thought he heard some sound. He looked back.. all was dark as the street lights had failed to function. Normally that very road he was walking used to be full of late-night researchers at that hour. But it was a Friday, and everybody it seemed didn't want to miss the movie. He thought it was his hallucinations and he started walking with a brisk pace, less with fear, more with eagerness.
Whooooooshhh!!!!
It was definitely a loud sound, how come Iam not seeing anything thought Jayesh. Definitely the deserted road seemed to have an eerie look about it. Now he almost broke in to a run, more with fear. Suddenly he stopped. Jayesh thought 'Iam in a premiere research institute and Iam almost a scientist and yet I get scared about things which I cannot see!' He turned himself to face the path he had just traversed. Nothing much to see except that there was a terrified cat crossing the road and a well dressed student having a smoke around the corner, some distance away from where he stood. As a child he had been always afraid of ghosts as his elder sister used to play pranks on him. But he had gradually overcome his fears over the years, now he was twenty four and was pursuing his post graduation at the Indian Institute of Science.
He kicked idly at a stone, he was now not interested to watch the movie so he decided to go back to his hostel and sleep. The day long work had exhausted him so much that he just wanted to go to bed and cuddle himself under the blanket on this cold damp day. He entered the Rosa marg which was also deserted that night though it used to be teeming with students at all odd hours possible. The R-Block was not far off and Jayesh walked with a pretty determined pace. When suddenly he was spell bound by the sight in front of him. Everywhere inside the campus were a lot of trees, so many to call the institute a forest! Amidst the bushes was a strange dome shaped structure almost resembling the egg of a huge bird. It was emitting a strange luminous blue light and it was definitely not there that evening. Awe struck Jayesh was rooted to the spot. The oval shaped object spilt in to three sections and out stepped the most strangest creatures Jayesh had ever seen.
They were a couple and both had similar elongated faces and strange glowing red eyes which were as large as saucers. Panic stricken Jayesh started to run, but unfortunately for him, try as he might he was jogging in the same place. It was like a strange dream to him. He tried to call for help but it seemed his voice never left his mouth. He felt strange waves around him. He at that moment of panic realized he was being abducted by aliens and that was the end of his life. He would never visit earth again. He felt a longing to see the lovely face of his mother, his father and even his sister who always used to play pranks on him. All that he said was
"Goodbye Reshmi...."

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Friday, August 12, 2005

Research....

That's v true with me.....
I have to meet him this tuesday...& i have nothing to show!!!!!

Thursday, August 11, 2005

The 13th unlucky one!!!!


Aaahhhh....
Clap!..........ptch......... Clap!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh......
?#@!&*^?
tic tic(Seconds pass)
Sip!Sip!.....
Splotch!
There you go...u Stupid mosquito, u asked for it!
Well friends that was my 13th murder today ....nothing much to do actually thats y iam here with my favourite hobby for dull times...Killing Mosquitoes!!!
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.....

Dirty me or Me Dirty???!!


I work for a notoriously humorous professor who can be strict always and sympathetic sometimes (phew... that's what i call exaggerating too much). I heard one of his witty remarks which he made some 5 years ago (well u c here in my institute there are so many research students who are stubborn enough not to leave the institute, and thats how word gets around. It happened that for years together there was a dumpyard in the institute which was not being cleared for a long time and five years back when the then new Director, Prof Goverdhan Mehta took charge he ordered to clear the dumpyard. Thats when VJ(my prof) commented to one of his close friends "That's the first time in the history of this institute that some rubbish has gone out without a degree". Wow! I already feel like dirt.... That was great VJ and thanks for your opinion on students of the institute!!!! I feel great already....

Now i hastily add "Dont read this VJ! Plzzzz".....

Saturday, August 06, 2005

Cudnt she kill ne1 else????

sob sob, SOB SOB Boo Hooo BOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO
Dumby's dead
I dont want to read Harry Potter any more!!!!!
NOOOOoooooooo How can i not read the last book of HP
Guess have to bear reading the scifi without my fav dumby
SOB SOB!
I cant bear it....... will miss u dumby