Director of the next Blockbuster film.....

2000 Kms above earth....
We are now zooming in, at a speed of 200 Kms per minute, onroute we catch a glimpse of a skydiver, an airplane making its last announcements for it is crashlanding, a frightened bird and finally after 10 minutes we land in a tribal village; so serene and peaceful....
Two lovers in the middle of a plaintain field are cooing to each other when suddenly from no-where the guy's father arrives at the scene. Horrified the lovers make a confession. The father is soft hearted so marries them off in a temple. Next scene is in the guys house: guys mother is very unhappy so tries to misbehave with the newly wed bride. One day the guy goes to town on an errand, when the scheming mother in law is planning to torture the poor wife. She curses and sends the daughter in law out of the house, telling everyone that DIL is a prostitute and that she lured her son in to marriage.
Heartbroken, the wife turns to the local temple deity to absolve her from the accusations of her MIL. She is accompanied by her close friend. Together they pray, while doing a ritual the daughter in law slips and breaks her back, also becomes unconsious. Since there are no hospitals to cure her in the tribal village, she has to be taken to town enroute a forest. So the friend, her husband and four other villagers carry the unconsious maiden on a bamboo bed across the forest.
Act II
In the forest there lives a young man and his followers who resemble the Robin Hood brigade
They loot all rich travellers and help the poor. The forest men are resting when their spy comes and informs that there is a troop of villagers carrying something heavy on their backs. So the Captain goes along with his men and hides in the lake which they are definite the villagers will cross. And when the villagers cross the men try to loot but when they explain the situation to the brigand his heart softens and he also falls in love with the poor girl on the bamboo bed...

Twist in the tale:
The forest brigand has an army officer for a friend and hence gets an airplane and all of them go to the hospital in that plane. Onroute the love which the brigand cherishes for the gal intensifies even though he knows she is married to another
But when they reach the hospital the girl is declared dead, because gangrene had set in....


The story has a mixture of romance, suspense, action & tragedy. Believe me or not this story was dreamt by me in my sleep and astonishingly I remembered the whole of it today morning. So I decided that its my destiny to make this movie and Iam sure its gonna be a blockbuster. Iam looking for producers, would you care to be one?...

SMS'g smiles...

Some of the SMS's I have got so far....

1) 2 important things that u have to do every morn'g
* Pray to God so that you can live...
* Take bath, so others can live....

2) Anroru Naal, Oru maalai velai...! Railway station...Vidhya Trainin ulley, Nee Veliyey.. Ungal iruvar kangalum...orey neratthil Santhithal pothum... Un mugatthil etthanai urchakkam...Appothuthaan antha vaarthaiya nee sonnaai... Amma ....tharmam podungamma

3)Enter password to touch my heart....
*****
Sorry wrong password , but you have touched my legs, So God bless u!

4)Friends are the worst tenants:
They occupy our hearts, they pay no rent, they dont vaccate easily, when they leave they leave the place broken

5)Terrorists kidnapped Indian Cricket team & are demanding 100 crores. If money is not paid they will burn all the players with petrol. Pls donate. I already donated 5 ltrs perol

6) A brain mega sale has been announced:
Newtons brain : $200
Einsteins brain : $400
Kalaam's brain : $500
Your brain : $25000
Bcos its fresh and unused...

This one is from the net..
Oxford dictionary has introduced a new word " Ganguly ". How to use it?
For eg: you can say : " He comes to office ganguly" Which means he comes and leaves immediately!

A rainy day....

It's a rainy day, wet and cold like any other rainy day. A huddled up form under a tinned roof shifts closer to the wall to avoid getting drenched. Hey! get up you lazybones! There is a heap of dishes in the backyard to be washed and you are day dreaming here! Reluctantly, the child gets up, he didnt want to wash dirty dishes when it was raining so hard and no roof to protect him in the backyard. He worked at the local tea kiosk, which was crowded on all days just like he had to work on all days.
He was an orphaned kid, and had to earn for his livelihood. He was content with the food his master was giving him. He didnt get money for the hardwork he did instead the kiosk owner was 'kind' enough to give him food twice a day and a small corner inside his shop to sleep. He had no-where to go and no one to talk to. So he accepted it has his fate.
Everything was fine till today morning. But today in him was seeded a hatred for society, a hatred for the life he was living, and a hatred for his mother who abandoned him near a garbage pile. The reason was what he saw in front of him that day. He rarely used to come to the front of the shop during working hours as he had lots of dishes to wash everyday. But today he wanted to shelter himself from the rain and was standing just outside the shop where customers used to sit under huge umbrellas and sip coffee. There in a distance he could see a family of three, a mother, a father and a son of his age. The parents were dotting on him fondly, the kid was in his school uniform and they were trying to make him eat his favourite candy as a bribe so that he would go to school. As most spoiled kids behave, he was also trying to throw a tantrum.
The orphaned kid looked a himself - in rags, no parents and definitely no school...
" Hey! get up you lazybones........"
There are many such kids who yearn for a decent living & if not kindness, atleast the right to live their life. So what can we do? Please help those kids....in some way or the other!

Sania!!! The gal who dares...

Why cant they leave her alone, cant they imagine how she will look running around in that court with that burkha.....
When Salman Khan can remove all his clothes to showoff his biceps, SRK can run around behind gals in baniyans & underpants... y cant a sports woman wear what she is comfortable in???
So much of discrimination againt women in the name of religion.... Are they so jealous and afraid of her daring nature???Hats off to you Sania!!!! for being a role model for many oppressed women in this world!

Teasing the Stripteaser

Laughter is surely the best medicine. I was unwell in the recent past and I had to take a lot of medicines. Finally after many futile attempts of any recovery I got tired, picked up some old issues of Woman's era & started reading the Campus Rampus columns. I did have a good laugh and lo the next day I was completely rested and fine. One of my friends had a nice true life incident to relate in the same lines. Since it will take a long time to publish that one in Woman's Era, I decided to put it here. It goes like this....

In a physics laboratory a batch of 15 students ( of them only one female) were being instructed by their teacher. One of the resonance type experiments needed one of them to stand on top of a bench to do the experiment. Since the girl had already done a similar experiment for her bachelor's she volunteered to do the experiment while the others watch. The teacher was heard saying

" OK gal jus get on top of the bench and remove them one by one and guys watch carefully!!!"

:-))

Alcohol..

Hey there's ethanol in my lab, and nobody around....Tempted to taste it!!!
:-)

The mistaken identity of the cell....

It was a nice sunny (no! not sunday) monday morning. As usual I was reluctant to get outta bed but I had a 9:00AM class to attend. Consoling my poor self, I hurried up to attend KC's class (well he is our Chairman and he teaches Solidification Processing). Again late! Oops nobody minds but its embarrasing when the whole class turns to look at you while you are entering. Well they dont mean to stare but it is a good excuse for them to get away from the droning voice of the teacher. Luckily enough he had not started class, so when the lecture began a few minutes later everyone was for a surprise.
He started to ask questions instead of teaching as he wanted to start a new topic that day and the topic was cellular solidification. I had no idea what that meant, neither did the class. Happy to have got an oppurtunity to harass, KC started asking each student induvidually what a cell meant. In response he got very vague and wierd answers. Now coming to the point; we had a classmate by the name Ashwani Kumar. He had a characteristic of attending classes late well later than me by atleast 10 minutes. So here he was walking to the classroom as usual late, no! very late, unaware of what was happening in the class. So when he entered, everyone's turn of giving their version of "what a cell was?" over. As Ashwini was the only one left, KC asked him "what is a cell?"
He answered out of confusion "Nokia Sir!" (his cell in hand) amidst roars of laughter.