SMS'g smiles...

Some of the SMS's I have got so far....

1) 2 important things that u have to do every morn'g
* Pray to God so that you can live...
* Take bath, so others can live....

2) Anroru Naal, Oru maalai velai...! Railway station...Vidhya Trainin ulley, Nee Veliyey.. Ungal iruvar kangalum...orey neratthil Santhithal pothum... Un mugatthil etthanai urchakkam...Appothuthaan antha vaarthaiya nee sonnaai... Amma ....tharmam podungamma

3)Enter password to touch my heart....
*****
Sorry wrong password , but you have touched my legs, So God bless u!

4)Friends are the worst tenants:
They occupy our hearts, they pay no rent, they dont vaccate easily, when they leave they leave the place broken

5)Terrorists kidnapped Indian Cricket team & are demanding 100 crores. If money is not paid they will burn all the players with petrol. Pls donate. I already donated 5 ltrs perol

6) A brain mega sale has been announced:
Newtons brain : $200
Einsteins brain : $400
Kalaam's brain : $500
Your brain : $25000
Bcos its fresh and unused...

This one is from the net..
Oxford dictionary has introduced a new word " Ganguly ". How to use it?
For eg: you can say : " He comes to office ganguly" Which means he comes and leaves immediately!